22/03

Arrgh! Havent had a good laugh in so many days.Probably it really is Quiz week and not some figment of my self-injurious imagination as it always seems to be.Well anyway, lets begin.

Workshop; As usual as usual[:)] I havent even taken my job(workpiece) 40 minutes into the class whereas all my group mates have meticulously and belligerently chosen the job to which they belonged fulfilling the hitherto unfulfilled prophecy of the iron era. PS: I was 20 minutes late to class and wasted 15 minutes extra in talking to the workshop in-charge.

Me(face glowing red by the exuberant heat produced by the turning of the shovel held by the great Devesh): Dude , you must be the one who invented the fire.

Me(to the great Vamshi recognizing his great skills in using the tongs): Dude, you must be the one who invented the hands.

Me(to the great Shankar staring in awe as he hammered all our jobs to near perfection) : Dude, I think you have taken the HammerFall concert a bit too seriously. Pun intended.

Me(to Vaibhav who is busy finding his job in the fire and already witness to the aforementioned dialogues): Now, what are you good at?

Vaibhav: I am a fucking mediocre.


MA1020; we all are filling our free elective forms for next semester maths course.

Barath(freaking his ass off on what course to choose even after making a scene for 20 mins, which includes asking the prof twice and almost everyone in the class): Macha, I can never make decisions da.
Me(nonchalantly): Oh yeah lets see, will you become gay if the situation arises?
Barath(after 10 full seconds): No.
Me: Then you can make decisions.
Barath: Macha, if its something like will you save your life from getting killed...
Me: Being gay wont kill you.
Barath: Ya it will.
Srivatsan: Then its an ill informed decision.